Top Ten Dating Lines

In no particular order:

  1. I’m going hunting this weekend, do you want to help with the skinning?
  2. I couldn’t help noticing your breasts. Mind if i squeeze them later?
  3. Do you accept Jesus Christ as your savior?
  4. My dog sure seems to like you. Are you down with a menage trois?
  5. The tattoo? Actually, that is my prison number.
  6. You totally remind me of my mother.
  7. Among other things, my girl… ex-girlfriend just died and left me with 3 kids. I’m looking for something long-term and stable.
  8. I look really good in a turtle-neck… and naked from the waist down… with argyle socks on.
  9. My greatest talent? I have the world record for quickest clear on the final level in Doom III. And, I own every Nintendo 8-bit cartridge game ever made, all of which I have beat.
  10. Yeah, I’m self-employed. I make 90 bucks a pop at the sperm bank.

1 thought on “Top Ten Dating Lines

  1. You have to revise your opinion. Repeating this nuttery misses your point. Give us proofs. Not just with words, but with deeds.

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