So Unmajestic

Han Solo’s Souled-out Spree

Infernal astronaut – launched like a ball of snot

The stinker has been found in the stinking itself

Mo’ self
Mo’ wealth
Mo’ money
Mo’ betta’

Lessens of noncents, learned from Kmart

The Mal Wart has sprouted
Another shopping tumor

When I grow up, I just want to be
A Toys”R”Us kid.

(A parody of Soul Majestic)

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