A few days ago I found this message on my voicemail after coming home:
The call was received from Annette Rove (410) 306-6645. Since I don’t know anybody who lives in Maryland and none of my friends have fessed up to the message, there must be a stalker out there who likes me and goes by the name of “Brother Love.” It is kind of creepy that somebody went out of their way to find my phone number and had a song cued for my message machine. Gotta love the internet.
I guess I could call the number back, but that would take all of the fun out of waiting for my special stalker to be steaming up the bedroom window while peering in at midnight.