I had to call one of my credit card companies this evening to try and figure out why a transaction was being declined. After a brief hold, the phone was connected with a woman at the Seattle, Washington call center. She verified my identity and I proceeded to explain the situation.
At some point in the call, I requested a few details related to the account. She said, “Hold on while I get it up for you.”
If I think my life has been hard, it is nothing compared to what people experienced during the Great Depression. And, what people experienced during the Great Depression is nothing compared to what people being tortured in prison camps are experiencing.
Yes, the bear is back. I’m not talking about the little brown bear that usually comes around every time this year growling about a gloomy market. This is the Big Bad Grizzly Bear… the same bear that came out of hibernation in February, 2000 and ripped the head off the NASDAQ just as it was reaching for it’s lofty all-time high of 5,000. The bear that brought the NADAQ to it’s knees almost two years later when it bottomed out at 1,172.
It’s not a matter of if, it’s a matter of how long it will take and how much lower it will go.
Unfortunately, the latest invention has been sitting on the back-burner for quite a while now. In the meantime, iseyz has launched a new line of clothing.
The Man Brand® is the only brand of clothes made by men, for men. Each stitch is proudly sewn with man hands. Without further ado, let’s get to the Fall fashions.
Not your ordinary pair of pants. Mants™ are specially tailored to accentuate your assets. Get your Mants™ on!
Has your girlfriend ever hinted that you don’t look very manly in your socks and sandals? Well, just wait until she sees you in your Mandals™! Rugged good looks, reinforced straps and an aggressive tread that can handle any terrain. Go were no man has gone before… in your Mandals™.
Don’t be surprised when you see Michael Phelps wearing Mandex™ at the 2012 Olympic games and winning gold. If you want to perform at your peak, you must wear Mandex™. Period.
And, last but not least…
It’s no mystery. Panties are for women, briefs are for boys and boxers don’t give any support. You need Manties™!
“The Man Brand®… Can you Mandle it?”
*The photos above are for illustrative purposes only and do not represent the final product.