Somebody accidentally dialed my number recently and left a message. I have to admit, Google Voice actually did a good job of transcribing it.

Here is the transcript:

It’s a message for antonio and also she thought I think that’s the number of Sparrow cathy tony old am I not you’ll be another elias. This is which estimates. I his his sister checking assuming that you’re married. I sent limit of 4 horse. It’s Anna Molly stay especially I’m out on you. Hello.

And, here is the actual message… excuse me, “mensaje”:

That’s the beauty of living in a country where the invaders don’t even bother to learn the language and are always accommodated with the option to press #2 whenever they want their own language.

P.S. I miss my stalker.