Two plus to does not equal four.
For plus fore too, does not equal four. Nor does it equal eight.
Some things will never add up, because the English language has phonetics all wrapped up in a convoluted little bow. All bow to the English language!
With that said, stick it in your eReader and consider it read. No matter how you stroke it, or poke it, it all sounds the same. One might even call me a homo-phobe… when it comes to wordplay.