What could possibly be more fun than pissing in the punchbowl at a politically correct pity party?
Don’t worry, I always stand up straight while doing so, for extra splash.
And, transgenders may choose to use any cup they like.
Category Archives: foodz
Kosher Krazy Kikes
Did you know that a kosher wine must be created, bottled, opened, handled and poured only by Jews, otherwise it becomes not kosher? To put this in perspective, imagine if there were organizations certifying that no Blacks, or any other race, had been involved in the creation of wine and that each ingredient in a food adhered to pedantic rules about what can / cannot be eaten and that livestock were slaughtered with horribly inhumane methods.
Woah, Wait, What…
They already exist and have been around for thousands of years!??
faceburrito
Dick Zuckerberg, aka lil’ Big Brother, was ranked first on the list of “Most Influential Jews in the World” for 2011 by The Jerusalem Post. He gave us the wonderful tool defacebook, where we can volunteer free intelligence on ourselves and become ensnared in endless frivolous distractions.
There are a bunch of reasons why I deleted everything from my personal facebook account and deactivated it back in 2011. This wall post is exceedingly exemplary of just one of those reasons:
From the Bowels of Satan
I do not take the bible as a literal document. But, if Satan ate a burrito that was infested with E. Coli and stuffed full of too many habaneros, the result would look and sound something like this:
Bacon Litmus Test
If we are on a date,
and you will not try even one delicious bite of bacon
(non-GMO, locally raised of course)
it just isn’t going to work.
You know, pH / chemistry, that kind of stuff.
No Bacon = No Love Makin’ + Heart Breakin’.
But we can still be friends…
maybe.
Sorry, that’s the way it is.
Guys have their dignity and boundaries too.
Top Ten Restaurants in Santa Cruz
iseyz presents: Santa Cruz Restaurant Review – Guide to fine-dining in Santa Cruz. Having lived in Santa Cruz for a good part of the past 12 years, I’ve had the opportunity to try out some of the restaurants available in the area. The following is a list of the top ten restaurants I have been to. There are mini-reviews and map directions to each of the ten restaurants. If your favorite Santa Cruz restaurant isn’t mentioned, be sure to list it in the comments. You can also subscribe/unsubscribe to be notified anytime a new restaurant is added.