Today, Pope Francis greeted George Lopez at the border to kiss and make cuck.
Everyone was dressed for the occasion. Politicians, invaders and You Know Whos alike celebrated this momentous, historic event!
“This hat is too small.”
“This hat is too big.”
“And this hat is just wrong.”
“All of these hats stink, and so do the blood-stained, backwards beliefs they hang on,” said Goldilocks.
And she is correct.
Unfortunately, the latest invention has been sitting on the back-burner for quite a while now. In the meantime, iseyz has launched a new line of clothing.
The Man Brand® is the only brand of clothes made by men, for men. Each stitch is proudly sewn with man hands. Without further ado, let’s get to the Fall fashions.
Has your girlfriend ever hinted that you don’t look very manly in your socks and sandals? Well, just wait until she sees you in your Mandals™! Rugged good looks, reinforced straps and an aggressive tread that can handle any terrain. Go were no man has gone before… in your Mandals™.
And, last but not least…
*The photos above are for illustrative purposes only and do not represent the final product.
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