If we are on a date,
and you will not try even one delicious bite of bacon
(non-GMO, locally raised of course)
it just isn’t going to work.
You know, pH / chemistry, that kind of stuff.
No Bacon = No Love Makin’ + Heart Breakin’.
But we can still be friends…
maybe.
Sorry, that’s the way it is.
Guys have their dignity and boundaries too.