If we are on a date,

and you will not try even one delicious bite of bacon

(non-GMO, locally raised of course)

it just isn’t going to work.

You know, pH / chemistry, that kind of stuff.

No Bacon = No Love Makin’ + Heart Breakin’.

But we can still be friends…

maybe.

Sorry, that’s the way it is.

Guys have their dignity and boundaries too.