The Man Brand
by Sean on Aug.18, 2008, under funnyz
Unfortunately, the latest invention has been sitting on the back-burner for quite a while now. In the meantime, iseyz has launched a new line of clothing.
The Man Brand® is the only brand of clothes made by men, for men. Each stitch is proudly sewn with man hands. Without further ado, let’s get to the Fall fashions.
Mants™
Not your ordinary pair of pants. Mants™ are specially tailored to accentuate your assets. Get your Mants™ on!
Mandals™
Has your girlfriend ever hinted that you don’t look very manly in your socks and sandals? Well, just wait until she sees you in your Mandals™! Rugged good looks, reinforced straps and an aggressive tread that can handle any terrain. Go were no man has gone before… in your Mandals™.
Mandex™
Don’t be surprised when you see Michael Phelps wearing Mandex™ at the 2012 Olympic games and winning gold. If you want to perform at your peak, you must wear Mandex™. Period.
And, last but not least…
Manties™
It’s no mystery. Panties are for women, briefs are for little boys and boxers don’t give any support. You need Manties™!
“The Man Brand®… Can you Mandle it?”
*The photos above are only for illustrative purposes and do not necessarily represent the final product.
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September 27th, 2009 on 11:28 am
My last name is Mants… So am I now officially TM?
September 29th, 2009 on 4:18 pm
You’re not just TM, you’re R!
December 30th, 2009 on 7:51 am
You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.
December 30th, 2009 on 8:21 am
Hi Camie. You’ll look great in a pair of Mandex.
September 24th, 2010 on 12:31 am
What’s happening with Mants and Manties?? Are you producing/selling them?
November 3rd, 2010 on 6:56 pm
Hello there, just doing some browsing for my Sean John website. Truly more information than you can imagine on the web. Looking for something else, but great site. Cya later.
April 1st, 2011 on 6:29 am
Thanks for the info. Very good post!
May 31st, 2011 on 11:24 am
You know you want Manties!