The Man Brand

Unfortunately, the latest invention has been sitting on the back-burner for quite a while now. In the meantime, iseyz has launched a new line of clothing.

The Man Brand® is the only brand of clothes made by men, for men. Each stitch is proudly sewn with man hands. Without further ado, let’s get to the Fall fashions.


Not your ordinary pair of pants. Mants™ are specially tailored to accentuate your assets. Get your Mants™ on!


Has your girlfriend ever hinted that you don’t look very manly in your socks and sandals? Well, just wait until she sees you in your Mandals™! Rugged good looks, reinforced straps and an aggressive tread that can handle any terrain. Go were no man has gone before… in your Mandals™.


Don’t be surprised when you see Michael Phelps wearing Mandex™ at the 2012 Olympic games and winning gold. If you want to perform at your peak, you must wear Mandex™. Period.

And, last but not least…


It’s no mystery. Panties are for women, briefs are for boys and boxers don’t give any support. You need Manties™!

“The Man Brand®… Can you Mandle it?”

*The photos above are for illustrative purposes only and do not represent the final product.

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