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Skvalthr at Gullfoss

Something wild, majestic, mystical and awe-inspiring:

I would rather watch that 1000, make that 10000, times in a row rather than any of the crap spewing out of the thousands of channels of television network broadcasting. Compare to, for example:

Are you kidding me? MSNBC interrupts a discussion regarding ending the NSA for breaking news about a Justin Bieber DUI arrest? “Lean forward” my ass! TV has become almost 24/7 crap, shoved down the throat with some commercial intermissions to break up the raucous monotonous menagerie with more heinous loudly subliminal programming. May it all drown in Gullfoss.

Knowing

Okay creepy trench coat people, let me get this straight…

You packed carrots for the bunnies but you didn’t have enough room to stash a few hot dogs for dad?

I’ve got something to whisper to you too… F*** U!

Do you need that spelled out in integers?

Somebody Needs to Die

You know who you are. Senders of spam. Email spammers. Comment spam hammers. When I find you I will crush you. Cornered quivering. Pain delivering. You contribute nothing. Impersonal quest of money gathering. Unsolicited panhandling. I bring megahurtz to your endeavors. Close up shop and quit quick. Piece of shit. Die.

Spammers… “The True Enemy“. ;)