Category Archives: rantz

Cucks & Kikes

The two-party system is an illusion. True liberals and conservatives have gone the way of the dodo. There are just a bunch of sellouts who have gone cuckoo, soiling the nest for the rest of us. They are more interested in serving the maniacs in Israel than the American people whom they are supposed to represent.

Every time one of these cucksuckers calls for more war in the Middle East or more immigration, they need to be blocked, called what they are and tasked to go fly a kite.

German ‘Death Star’ vs. Gysi

Yeah, the drones may be pesky, but this guy is dangerous!

Gregor Gysi, “Oh, and by the way: Every year more native Germans die than there are born. That is very fortunate.” Translated from German.

(As if all native Germans are the mythological Nazis. Watch the way he looks to the side, licks his lips and then delivers the racist hate speech with glee.)

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Rainbow Hijackers

Unicorn Pooping Rainbow

Once upon a time, it was possible to look at a rainbow and appreciate the magical artistry of Mother Nature. Perhaps a whimsical idea about a pot of gold at the end or the science of refracted light would come to mind. Or maybe the mind would become still, immersed in the beauty of the moment.

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There are various ways of dealing with bullshit.

The ignorant aren’t even aware that there is bullshit present, they just know at a certain level that something stinks.

Some people try to ignore it, convince themselves it isn’t there and hope nobody else notices it.

Others try to hide it by saturating the air with perfume and placing a bouquet of flowers in front of the pile.

Then there are those who say, “Mmmmmm. There is a steaming pile of bullshit in here and isn’t it lovely!? I hope you are enjoying the delicious fragrance filling your nostrils. And aren’t your new pet flies fun?” Usually, they are the ones responsible for the bullshit being there.

As a consequence, some broken souls are aware of the bullshit but have been trained to fool themselves into thinking it is a good thing.

I prefer to simply say, “There is bullshit in here and it needs to be cleared out.” Then, go get a shovel, scoop it up, dispose of it, scrub the floor and prevent piles from being deposited in the future.

Skvalthr at Gullfoss

Something wild, majestic, mystical and awe-inspiring:

I would rather watch that 1000, make that 10000, times in a row rather than any of the programming spewing out of the thousands of channels of television network broadcasting. Compare to, for example:

Are you kidding me? MSNBC interrupts a discussion regarding ending the NSA for breaking news about a Justin Bieber DUI arrest? “Lean forward” my ass! TV has become almost 24/7 crap, shoved down the throat with some commercial intermissions to break up the raucous monotonous menagerie with more heinous loudly subliminal programming. May it all drown in Gullfoss.


Okay creepy trench coat people, let me get this straight…

You packed carrots for the bunnies but you didn’t have enough room to stash a few hot dogs for dad?

I’ve got something to whisper to you too… F*** U!

Do you need that spelled out in integers?