Category Archives: politicz

Poking the Bear

Don't poke the bear!

Dumb idiots think that gas prices have magically dropped due to a mysterious mixture of market influences (with sprinkles.) Dumber idiots think they have dropped because government loves us. Evil idiots think it is a good idea to poke the bear. The wise think it would be better not to escalate a war with Russia as the aggressor. The wiser know it is nearly impossible to know what is really going on. Of course it is fun to believe in magic and evil schemes are exciting, but come on idiots, cut it out!

Serpent & The Rainbow


Gel Roc / Self Jupiter, Director: Jerome Davis

Dark and disturbing but shining a light on the criminal cockroaches scurrying behind the scenes with their evil schemes. There are those of the Freestyle Fellowship and the crews they choose to roll with who will never fall the fuck off, right? Keep doing right. Keep making music and speaking what needs to be spoken.

A Wise Welcome

When inviting guests to stay in your home, you choose wisely. The same should apply when selecting the people who are invited to live in your country. An indescriminate warm welcome without wisdom will often result in undesireable consequences.

2012 Presidential Candidates

Multiple Choice: Please choose which of the following candidates from the 2012 presidential election is most qualified to be the next president.

a) Mit Romney

“Stuff the ice chest”

b) Rick Santorum

“I’m crazy, and I’m right…”

c) Newt Gingrich

“I want to crump, but don’t want to push it”

d) Rick Perry

“Save a pretzel for the gas jets”

e) Hermain Cain

“Everybody needs toucan stubs”

f) Michele Bachmann

“With one cock-eyed boar, I’m going to cure everybody who is nauseous”

g) Barack Obama

“Let’s creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought”

h) Ron Paul

“We can achieve much more in peace than we can ever achieve in these needless, unconstitutional, undeclared wars.”