You know you are cool if you still get a kick out of animated GIFs.
Two plus to does not equal four. Continue reading
OMG!! R U 4 serius? i saw dis on my iphone and thaught like i was gonna LOLZ but than my head hurt :((( it cant be for reelz :\ wanna watch som Friends reruns wit me tonite. Joey is hawt! :) LOL
It is no longer P.C. to refer to gay people as “gay”. Not everyone who is gay is actually gay. Some gay people are unhappy. And, some happy people are ungay. To refer to gay people as “gay” is gaycist, so wipe that smile off your face. Continue reading
I can just watch this over, and over… and over and over again!
I had to call one of my credit card companies this evening to try and figure out why a transaction was being declined. After a brief hold, the phone was connected with a woman at the Seattle, Washington call center. She verified my identity and I proceeded to explain the situation.
At some point in the call, I requested a few details related to the account. She said, “Hold on while I get it up for you.”
I thought to myself, “That is rather provocative.” Continue reading
Multiple Choice: Please choose which of the following candidates from the 2012 presidential election is most qualified to be the next president.
a) Mit Romney
“Stuff the ice chest”
b) Rick Santorum
“I’m crazy, and I’m right…”
c) Newt Gingrich
“I want to crump, but don’t want to push it”
d) Rick Perry
“Save a pretzel for the gas jets”
e) Hermain Cain
“Everybody needs toucan stubs”
f) Michele Bachmann
“With one cock-eyed boar, I’m going to cure everybody who is nauseous”
g) Barack Obama
“Let’s creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought”
h) Ron Paul
“We can achieve much more in peace than we can ever achieve in these needless, unconstitutional, undeclared wars.”