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Have you herd?

Moo Cow Have you herd the word? The word is “moo”. It is not a moot point. The herd likes popular moosic. The herd likes popular moovies. The herd likes moore of the same. If you don’t like like the herd, better moove out of the way because the herd likes to trample bovindividuals.

Get it up

Call Center Operator I had to call one of my credit card companies this evening to try and figure out why a transaction was being declined. After a brief hold, the phone was connected with a woman at the Seattle, Washington call center. She verified my identity and I proceeded to explain the situation.

At some point in the call, I requested a few details related to the account. She said, “Hold on while I get it up for you.”

I thought to myself, “That is rather provocative.” Continue reading

2012 Presidential Candidates

Multiple Choice: Please choose which of the following candidates from the 2012 presidential election is most qualified to be the next president.

a) Mit Romney

“Stuff the ice chest”

b) Rick Santorum

“I’m crazy, and I’m right…”

c) Newt Gingrich

“I want to crump, but don’t want to push it”

d) Rick Perry

“Save a pretzel for the gas jets”

e) Hermain Cain

“Everybody needs toucan stubs”

f) Michele Bachmann

“With one cock-eyed boar, I’m going to cure everybody who is nauseous”

g) Barack Obama

“Let’s creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought”

h) Ron Paul

“We can achieve much more in peace than we can ever achieve in these needless, unconstitutional, undeclared wars.”