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		<title>2012 Presidential Candidates</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Multiple Choice: Please choose which of the following candidates from the 2012 presidential election is most qualified to be the next president. a) Rick Santorum &#8220;I&#8217;m crazy, and I&#8217;m right&#8230;&#8221; b) Newt Gingrich &#8220;I want to crump, but don&#8217;t want to push it&#8221; c) Rick Perry &#8220;Save a pretzel for the gas jets&#8221; d) Hermain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 03:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is true, death is the warrior&#8217;s best friend. There is no telling whether or not the next breath will be the last. The palpable sensation that death is guaranteed and coming at any moment is a source of inspiration. Instead of succumbing to hollow wastings of time or wallowing in self-pity, a warrior who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Only Thing Worse Than Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[is a wasted life.]]></description>
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		<title>Investing in Humanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got to bed too late last night and woke up too early this morning. While lying in bed, hoping I might fall back asleep, I started reflecting on my life and values. To boil things down, I sorted out the values that are most important to me: honesty, integrity and empathy. I then attempted to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Difference Between a Hotel and a Motel</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 16:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The hotel gives you shampoo and conditioner, the motel leaves you &#8220;conditioning shampoo&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<title>Team America</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 17:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t quite pinpoint it, but for some reason I&#8217;ve been having the urge to watch Team America again. Btw, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it is time for a sequel. Team America 2 Still &#8220;F&#8221;ing Awesome! There is no shortage of new material to work with. The only shortage would be seats at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Killing Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 07:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Killing time&#8221; is a concept I cannot comprehend. If I could figure out a way to keep the body at optimal operating capacity without sleep and without side-effects, I would not be sleeping. There is just too much to learn, experience and contribute; I am only able to do a minuscule portion of what I&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 04:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is good to have a lot of money, because when I have a lot of money I can do a lot of good.]]></description>
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		<title>Name Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You shall now refer to me as _________&#8221; (fill in the blank). The whole idea of undergoing a name change operation late in life seems ridiculous to me. I&#8217;d even call it a pet peeve. I can understand someone in their teens or younger, who really doesn&#8217;t identify with the name they were given, deciding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hood Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know what sucks? If you don&#8217;t, I&#8217;ll tell you. It is getting cold out on the patio and I start to feel a chill. I go inside to get something warm to wear. I see a sweatshirt lying on the floor in the bedroom. I grab it and start walking back to the [...]]]></description>
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