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	<description>say it ain&#039;t so</description>
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		<title>Staring, at Twilight</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 03:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish I could be pale, stare at girls like a creep, always look like I&#8217;m in pain and have it be cool. I have been doing all three of the above since way before Twilight came to theaters, but it is probably just creepy. Hanging out at the Red puts me in a vampire [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Plight of Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a man, you are either an asshole or you are gay. It is common knowledge that men are assholes, and nobody likes an asshole (except for gay men). Actually, some women like assholes because they think they can fix them. But that rarely works out. It is quickly becoming the favorite American pastime to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The ARG of PWN</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a look at the screen shot below and let me know if something looks out of place: (click to enlarge) http://argn.com While looking for info on the Conspiracy Asylum ARG last night I visited ARGNet.com. I don&#8217;t usually click ads, but the black banner is kind of hard to miss so I clicked it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ragnar the Opulent and His Chi-Mendous Balls</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 19:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peter Ragnar and the Opulent Reality. I was browsing zaadz.com last night (recently bought and assimilated by gaia.com) and saw this ad banner prominently displayed in the Sponsors column. Gaia.com is a socially conscious community-based networking site. I rarely click on ads unless I&#8217;m looking for something specific, but this one caught my eye and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend passed this site along to me. Damn! Why did it take so long for me to know about this one? It’s freakin WEIRD! You must enjoy singing animals if you plan on visiting this site. Specifically singing kittens. Prepare yourself for utter ridiculosity, and make sure to take along a pocket version of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Second Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[weirded]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over 4 million people can’t be wrong…. err Weird, or can they? Second Life is a virtual online world where you can live a normal life. Cut business deals, go shopping, watch rock concerts, buy land… maybe you can even get virtually audited by the IRS. People should start sitting on pots of soil while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>STELARC</title>
		<link>http://iseyz.com/stelarc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“No Luke. I am not your father.” STELARC is a performance artist who wants to become a cyborg. His latest idea is to have an extra prosthetic ear installed on his body with a bluetooth transmitter that sends out the sounds it picks up over the internet. Maybe when he is finished becoming a cyborg, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Science of Redemption through Etheric Healing</title>
		<link>http://iseyz.com/science-of-redemption-through-etheric-healing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[weirded]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[His Holiness Buddha Maitreya has something to say about the Second Coming. If you know how to check the code on a website, make sure and open the source for the home page and do a search for “Jesus” to find the subliminal message. All hail the coming of H.H. Jetsun Gyalwa Jampa Gonpo!]]></description>
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		<title>My Stalker</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[weirded]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago I found this message on my voice mail after coming home: The call was received from Annette Rove (410) 306-6645. Since I don&#8217;t know anybody who lives in Maryland and none of my friends have fessed up to the message, there must be a stalker out there who likes me and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Growing In Grace</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[weirded]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda AKA The Man Christ Jesus. Jesus 2… coming soon to a town near you.]]></description>
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