I am just goeng to strt speling thangz the wa tha sownd. dam it! i ned sum mor vowls…
dam it! english suks! i dont kar wut the ruts ar. grek, latin. skru it! wun letr for ech distinkt sownd. evrething speld how it sowndz.
dam it! this is a pan in the as. im going bak [...]
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I get more calls from the Police charity squad than any other unsolicited call. They are immune to the do not call list so you can’t block them out.
I think there is something, however minute, in the back of people’s minds when they get a call from the police; that they better be on best [...]
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There is nothing right about one being taking away another being’s ability to reproduce and removing body parts without permission. This is not a cat problem, it is a problem with humans’ deluded concepts about needing to “fix” things and wanting to control everything.
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My subconscious mind seems to have developed an ornery sense of humor. Every day for the past week or so, sometime between 6:00 and 6:50, it convinces me that I slept through the alarm. So I wake up all adrenalized and look at the clock. My alarm is set for 7:00. Haha, very funny subconscious [...]
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I’m a firm believer that pressing the crosswalk button more than once doesn’t speed things up.
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I want to go somewhere where the thought of putting, “Made with real butter” on the plastic packaging for a product does not even exist.
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For some reason, I couldn’t fall asleep last night, just lying in bed for hours. At some point I finally dozed off. Then, at the crack of dawn I hear this loud banging and shuffling. As I start to wake up, I realize it is coming from inside my room. I actually say out loud, [...]
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