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While I’m feeling cheesy I may as well admit that I do like a few pop songs. Perhaps this one has some sentimental appeal because I played soccer for fourteen years. Perhaps it is the Salt N’ Peppa sample. Or maybe it is the glow of the golden Mc’Donalds arches (I did try to find one without Mc’Ds embedded).

Speaking of the sport, what is up with “soccer”!? If any sport on the face of the planet should be called “football” it is soccer. The rest of the world has it right, and calls the sport futbal. Speaking of which, what is up with feet and inches? The rest of the world has it right and uses the metric system.

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Within less than 5 hours of having iseyz online, I got email notification for what seems to be an automated comment and one of my posts was mentioned on another site:

http://computers.livefortech.com/?p=2507

This isn’t the usual spam, but it is strange that the comment is exactly the same as the post on that site. I guess I better get a comment captcha installed.

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I am just goeng to strt speling thangz the wa tha sownd. dam it! i ned sum mor vowls…

dam it! english suks! i dont kar wut the ruts ar. grek, latin. skru it! wun letr for ech distinkt sownd. evrething speld how it sowndz.

dam it! this is a pan in the as. im going bak to english.

where for art thou esperanto?

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I get more calls from the Police charity squad than any other unsolicited call. They are immune to the do not call list so you can’t block them out.

I think there is something, however minute, in the back of people’s minds when they get a call from the police; that they better be on best behaviour, that there will be consequences if they don’t do what they are told. Something like, “I’m going to get a ticket if I don’t donate some money.”

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There is nothing right about one being taking away another being’s ability to reproduce and removing body parts without permission. This is not a cat problem, it is a problem with humans’ deluded concepts about needing to “fix” things and wanting to control everything.

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My subconscious mind seems to have developed an ornery sense of humor. Every day for the past week or so, sometime between 6:00 and 6:50, it convinces me that I slept through the alarm. So I wake up all adrenalized and look at the clock. My alarm is set for 7:00. Haha, very funny subconscious mind.

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I’m a firm believer that pressing the crosswalk button more than once doesn’t speed things up.

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I want to go somewhere where the thought of putting, “Made with real butter” on the plastic packaging for a product does not even exist.

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