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	<description>say it ain&#039;t so</description>
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		<title>Knowing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay creepy trench coat people, let me get this straight&#8230; You packed carrots for the bunnies but you didn&#8217;t have enough room to stash a few hot dogs for dad? I&#8217;ve got something to whisper to you too&#8230; F*** U! Do you need that spelled out in integers?]]></description>
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		<title>Tribe is Toast</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like all the burners are eating burnt toast. Just tried to log in to my Tribe account and got this: Horrible Exception: org.apache.turbine.util.security.TurbineSecurityException: Unable to update the security system&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The Plight of Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a man, you are either an asshole or you are gay. It is common knowledge that men are assholes, and nobody likes an asshole (except for gay men). Actually, some women like assholes because they think they can fix them. But that rarely works out. It is quickly becoming the favorite American pastime to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Somebody Needs to Die</title>
		<link>http://iseyz.com/somebody-needs-to-die/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iseyz.com/?p=158</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know who you are. Senders of spam. Email spammers. Comment spam hammers. When I find you I will crush you. Cornered quivering. Pain delivering. You contribute nothing. Impersonal quest of money gathering. Unsolicited panhandling. I bring megahurtz to your endeavors. Close up shop and quit quick. Piece of shit. Die. Spammers&#8230; &#8220;The True Enemy&#8220;.]]></description>
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		<title>Public Bathrooms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rantz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thotz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Where the bums go.]]></description>
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		<title>M&#8217;bye and Pet Peeves</title>
		<link>http://iseyz.com/mbye-and-pet-peeves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnyz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is funny how people develop pet peeves. My recent pet peeve is m&#8217;bye. Whenever I overhear somebody on their cell phone closing the call with m&#8217;bye it gives me the willies, like fingernails down the chalkboard. Why does it bother me so much? Is it because the whole conversation preceding the m&#8217;bye sounded so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Corrupt to the Core &#8211; LBAM Spraying</title>
		<link>http://iseyz.com/corrupt-to-the-core-lbam-spraying/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Outrageous! All zones of Santa Cruz county are being sprayed with a toxic pesticide, Checkmate LBAM-F to kill the light brown apple moth (LBAM). CDFA has given this &#8220;emergency status&#8221; even though there has been no documented damage from the light brown apple moth (LBAM) in California. I wonder if the pesticide company that is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ubuntu Gutsy Gives Me a Hard Disk</title>
		<link>http://iseyz.com/ubuntu-gutsy-gives-me-a-hard-disk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After having great success installing Ubuntu Gutsy on my Dell Latitude D830, I decided to try installing Ubuntu on my Macbook. As far as I can tell, everything is working flawlessly, even the volume and brightness buttons. I didn&#8217;t bother searching around for a right-click applet because&#8230; I&#8217;m fed up with Apple. The fact that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I like Pop Music</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[muzic]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I&#8217;m feeling cheesy I may as well admit that I do like a few pop songs. Perhaps this one has some sentimental appeal because I played soccer for fourteen years. Perhaps it is the Salt N&#8217; Peppa sample. Or maybe it is the glow of the golden Mc&#8217;Donalds arches (I did try to find [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On the radar</title>
		<link>http://iseyz.com/on-the-radar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[rantz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Within less than 5 hours of having iseyz online, I got email notification for what seems to be an automated comment and one of my posts was mentioned on another site: http://computers.livefortech.com/?p=2507 This isn&#8217;t the usual spam, but it is strange that the comment is exactly the same as the post on that site. I [...]]]></description>
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