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This is too funny. Recently I’ve been getting a lot of credit card offers. The invitation is for: Owner, Me Inc.

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After my car died I had to find some wheels quick. I ended up buying an SUV since it would help me move. It is dark blue and I am going to call it Cookie Monster.

On my way back to El Cerrito to get the rest of my stuff I had to stop for gas. While Cookie Monster was having a guzzle, I decided to go in to the quick mart and buy a winning lottery ticket. I stood there waiting in line behind an old Chinese woman. The only thing she came in to buy was a can of Budweiser. For some reason, as the clerk was putting the can into a brown paper bag I started to feel sad.

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I’ve run out of money and the engine in my car just died. My current businesses have not matured to the point that they are earning stable income. My other ideas haven’t been manifested yet and are on the backburner halfway built, needing attention. The non-profit is waiting for my businesses to start producing income. I work 12-16 hours nearly every day. Everything I’m working on revolves around wholesome services designed to improve people’s lives. What I need is venture capital and some hired help because I have good ideas sprouting literally everyday.

In the meantime, I have a body for sale. Any takers?

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