Mar 23

Okay creepy trench coat people, let me get this straight…

You packed carrots for the bunnies but you didn’t have enough room to stash a few hot dogs for dad?

I’ve got something to whisper to you too… F*** U!

Do you need that spelled out in integers?

Popularity: 6% [?]

Mar 8

Looks like all the burners are eating burnt toast. Just tried to log in to my Tribe account and got this:

Horrible Exception: org.apache.turbine.util.security.TurbineSecurityException: Unable to update the security system… Read the rest of this entry »

Popularity: 5% [?]

Dec 13

Full MoonSometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with an acute awareness of how fragile life is and a palpable sense of what it would feel like to be taking my last breath. It is said that the only guarantee in life is death. When the time comes, everything that has culminated into my experience of the present moment, the storehouse of influences and thoughts that give shape to how I interpret the world will disintegrate completely.

The feeling accompanying this experience is a mixture of sublime openness tinged with a sadness that has no object. I feel a love for every single being — not in a sentimental way. Rather, there is a sense of camaraderie in that each of us is experiencing our own universe as a conscious being and at the same time sharing this dream called reality. I feel foolish for all the time I have spent worrying about mundane things and for any energy I have wasted indulging in negative thoughts.

I want to hold on to this understanding and vibrant sense of being alive, but I know it will pass.

Popularity: 7% [?]

Oct 14

Sherwin Williams LogoWhile walking along the San Lorenzo river the other day, I glanced over at the Sherwin Williams store in downtown Santa Cruz. I thought to myself, “That has to be the ugliest company logo I have ever seen.”

First of all, the flat faded blue and red just don’t look that good. Who paints the interior or exterior of their house with those color combinations? I don’t care for the thick blue outline around the paint either. And, to top it off, the idea of dumping a can of red paint over the world is just plain tacky considering all of the environmental issues we are facing.

What do you think. Is this the worst company logo?

Popularity: 9% [?]

Aug 28

I Like Dogs and I Vote

I Like Dogs and I Vote

Is this the all-time dumbest bumper sticker?…

Or are there even dumber bumper stickers slapped on the rear ends of cars, still waiting to be discovered?

Popularity: 6% [?]

Mar 15

Once a month or so, I update the WordPress Theme used on iseyz by choosing a new design from Themebot. The current theme caught my eye and I decided to use it for March, 2008. I’m wondering, does the kitty in the top right look Satanic? Or, is it too aggressive looking? Do you find it offensive?

Popularity: 37% [?]

Mar 5

Every time I hear this song it brings a tear to my eye.

Popularity: 9% [?]

Feb 29

Exfoliating blend, creamy lather

Specially formulated, scalp stimulation

Colloidal oatmeal, essential oil infusion

Herbal essences, organic botanicals

Rich in bioflavinoids, exquisite aromatherapy

Massage in and rinse.

Strengthening, exfoliating, moisturizing, hydrating, nourishing, refining, purifying, clarifying, replenishing, revitalizing, invigorating, penetrating, stimulating.

Fun in the shower.

Popularity: 6% [?]

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