If you are in a laundromat on Friday night talking to a cute girl about martial arts, it is important to cut down on the usage of wow.
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Nov
21
Oct
26
Scattered shards of glass, frozen sand.
Son of a beach.
Collecting and refracting, solar arrays expand
as experienced, full spectrum of existence.
The inner glow emerges, merges, never broken nor abstracted.
To be seen and to see
The one light that shines.
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Oct
21
Okay, so I’m sitting at a local pub getting some work done as I write this. It is Tuesday night pint night, drink beer – win prizes. My laptop is practically an appendage.
Across from me, a married couple has seated at the table, obviously not locals. I estimate they are in their mid-fifties and from Mid-America. The woman has on all black and her shirt says “Scaredy Cat” with an illustration of a cat that seems to have electricity running along it’s fur and a painful looking facial expression. The man has on all blue — jeans and a tucked-in button-up dark-blue long-sleeve shirt. They both have on rattlesnake skin shoes. Actually, the guy has rattlesnake skin sandals, and socks. He may look cool in those rattle-snake skin sandals, but what he really wants is a pair of Mandals.
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Oct
19
look what I get.
Dammit! Pure agony.
I can’t even possibly conjure up anything more heinous. To protect the innocent, the photos have been posted in the details. You will have to click the “Read the rest of this entry” link to see them. Only do so if you are a glutton for eyeball punishment. Read the rest of this entry »
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Oct
8
As a man, you are either an asshole or you are gay. It is common knowledge that men are assholes, and nobody likes an asshole (except for gay men). Actually, some women like assholes because they think they can fix them. But that rarely works out.
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Aug
28
I Like Dogs and I Vote
Is this the all-time dumbest bumper sticker?…
Or are there even dumber bumper stickers slapped on the rear ends of cars, still waiting to be discovered?
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Aug
18
Unfortunately, the latest invention has been sitting on the back-burner for quite a while now. In the meantime, iseyz has launched a new line of clothing.
The Man Brand® is the only brand of clothes made by men, for men. Each stitch is proudly sewn with man hands. Without further ado, let’s get to the Fall fashions.
Mants™
Not your ordinary pair of pants. Mants™ are specially tailored to accentuate your assets. Get your Mants™ on!
Mandals™
Has your girlfriend ever hinted that you don’t look very manly in your socks and sandals? Well, just wait until she sees you in your Mandals™! Rugged good looks, reinforced straps and an aggressive tread that can handle any terrain. Go were no man has gone before… in your Mandals™.
Mandex™
Don’t be surprised when you see Michael Phelps wearing Mandex™ at the 2012 Olympic games and winning gold. If you want to perform at your peak, you must wear Mandex™. Period.
And, last but not least…
Manties™
It’s no mystery. Panties are for women, briefs are for little boys and boxers don’t give any support. You need Manties™!
“The Man Brand®… Can you Mandle it?”
*The photos above are only for illustrative purposes and do not necessarily represent the final product.
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Jun
1
What is up with all this eating? Are living beings doomed to consume?
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