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I could just sit down on the toilet and pee. There would be much less splashing and mess.

But no.

I must pee standing up! It is my last bastion as a male in this mixed up world.

By the way, isn’t the internet great?

Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up

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Okay creepy trench coat people, let me get this straight…

You packed carrots for the bunnies but you didn’t have enough room to stash a few hot dogs for dad?

I’ve got something to whisper to you too… F*** U!

Do you need that spelled out in integers?

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I feel so helpless, so alone. I want to cry. I try and make the tears come out but can’t. I am a monster. What has become of me? Darkness fills my soul.

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Music is meant to be shared. I’d like to start sharing some of my favorite songs from my favorite artists. DJ iseyz.

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If you have ever watched America’s Funniest Home Videos, you know what good fun it is to see a guy get kicked in the balls. Well, next time the mood strikes you to bust out the river dance (Irish Step Dancing) go ahead and “accidentally” kick yourself in the balls and see if you are still laughing.

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If you are in a laundromat on Friday night talking to a cute girl about martial arts, it is important to cut down on the usage of wow.
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Scattered shards of glass, frozen sand.

Son of a beach.

Collecting and refracting, solar arrays expand

as experienced, full spectrum of existence.

The inner glow emerges, merges, never broken nor abstracted.

To be seen and to see

The one light that shines.

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Okay, so I’m sitting at a local pub getting some work done as I write this. It is Tuesday night pint night, drink beer – win prizes. My laptop is practically an appendage.

Across from me, a married couple has seated at the table, obviously not locals. I estimate they are in their mid-fifties and from Mid-America. The woman has on all black and her shirt says “Scaredy Cat” with an illustration of a cat that seems to have electricity running along it’s fur and a painful looking facial expression. The man has on all blue — jeans and a tucked-in button-up dark-blue long-sleeve shirt. They both have on rattlesnake skin shoes. Actually, the guy has rattlesnake skin sandals, and socks. He may look cool in those rattle-snake skin sandals, but what he really wants is a pair of Mandals.

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