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	<description>say it ain&#039;t so</description>
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		<title>2012 Presidential Candidates</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Multiple Choice: Please choose which of the following candidates from the 2012 presidential election is most qualified to be the next president. a) Rick Santorum &#8220;I&#8217;m crazy, and I&#8217;m right&#8230;&#8221; b) Newt Gingrich &#8220;I want to crump, but don&#8217;t want to push it&#8221; c) Rick Perry &#8220;Save a pretzel for the gas jets&#8221; d) Hermain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Team America</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 17:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t quite pinpoint it, but for some reason I&#8217;ve been having the urge to watch Team America again. Btw, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it is time for a sequel. Team America 2 Still &#8220;F&#8221;ing Awesome! There is no shortage of new material to work with. The only shortage would be seats at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Name Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[spirituality]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You shall now refer to me as _________&#8221; (fill in the blank). The whole idea of undergoing a name change operation late in life seems ridiculous to me. I&#8217;d even call it a pet peeve. I can understand someone in their teens or younger, who really doesn&#8217;t identify with the name they were given, deciding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hood Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know what sucks? If you don&#8217;t, I&#8217;ll tell you. It is getting cold out on the patio and I start to feel a chill. I go inside to get something warm to wear. I see a sweatshirt lying on the floor in the bedroom. I grab it and start walking back to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You are a workaholic if&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 00:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In no particular order, you are a workaholic if: You look at the clock, it is noon, you haven&#8217;t eaten breakfast yet. You look at the clock, it is 4:30 PM, you haven&#8217;t eaten lunch yet. All of the above (most certainly a workaholic) &#8220;Taking a break&#8221; consists of removing clutter from the floor so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best Thing Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[thotz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It&#8217;s like the best thing ever. It is even better than Abdomenable Snowmans.&#8221; This is what popped into my head last night while lying under the sheets, feeling proud of myself for getting to bed on time. It made me laugh&#8230; multiple times.]]></description>
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		<title>No-Brainers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 05:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bought some bedtime tea. On the box it says, &#8220;Caffeine Free&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<title>Aren&#8217;t We Glad We Are In Touch with Our Grammatical Person?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you, but for me the use of &#8220;we&#8221; as a literary device is obnoxious. Does the author really know that what they are writing about pertains to whoever is reading? Even if I can relate to something I am reading, I feel turned off by being generically included, as if the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peeing Standing Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I could just sit down on the toilet and pee. There would be much less splashing and mess. But no. I must pee standing up! It is my last bastion as a male in this mixed up world. By the way, isn&#8217;t the internet great? Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up]]></description>
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		<title>Knowing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[impressionz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moneyz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rantz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Okay creepy trench coat people, let me get this straight&#8230; You packed carrots for the bunnies but you didn&#8217;t have enough room to stash a few hot dogs for dad? I&#8217;ve got something to whisper to you too&#8230; F*** U! Do you need that spelled out in integers?]]></description>
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