What is up with all this eating? Are living beings doomed to consume?
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April 16th, 2008
I have been known to start the day in unusual ways. Last night I spent the night at a friend’s house so I could drive him to the airport. I woke up this morning to the sound of dishes being done, feeling groggy. While squeegee-ing my eyeballs with my eyelids and still lying in bed, I started scrounging around on the floor for my clothes. My hand fell on a shirt and a sock.
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March 24th, 2008
From the computer manufacturer who pioneered the brilliant idea that one mouse button is more than enough,
Behold the Macbook Air!
(light as air or full of hot air? you be the judge.)
From the computer manufacturer who brought us the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” advertising campaign,
Behold the Macbook Air Ad!
(like cilantro, you either love it or you hate it.)
The good thing about this ad is that it provides some new material to parody for the merry youtube pranksters. Read the rest of this entry »
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March 18th, 2008
Lord Gautama Buddha was born in the holy land of India.
The cow is sacred in the holy land of India.
The second coming of Christ is to be born in the holy land of India.
Cheeses, Lamb of Gouda
The prophecy has been foretold. Behold the awesome splendor! Repent and ye shall be chevred.
The people sheered and spread cheeses across loaves of bread.
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March 14th, 2008
This is the one that is going to make me millions. Actually, the technology could be used in two products.
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March 13th, 2008
This morning I was thinking about another invention that I’m never going to get around to building because it is too complex.
Two hours later I’m standing in front of the gas pump at a Shell station. There is a TV above the pump spewing out advertisements. Everywhere you go, somebody is trying to sell you something. This particular delivery method is a good strategy. I wouldn’t doubt it that the advertising is more potent, because they have your undivided attention and you are inhaling gas fumes.
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March 12th, 2008
Han Solo’s Souled-out Spree
Infernal astronaut - launched like a ball of snot
The stinker has been found in the stinking itself
Mo’ self
Mo’ wealth
Mo’ money
Mo’ betta’
Lessens of noncents, learned from Kmart
The Mal Wart has sprouted
Another shopping tumor
When I grow up, I just want to be
A Toys”R”Us kid.
(A parody of Soul Majestic)
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March 12th, 2008
After experimenting with the Adventure in Venture Capital aspect of this site for a while, it is definitely more lucrative to stand on the street corner as a stinky bum, with a lame cardboard sign and a cigarette hanging out of my mouth.
“Spare change to change the world?”
Look for the cardboard sign coming to a street corner near you.
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