Body for sale
by Sean on Mar.26, 2007, under moneyz
I’ve run out of money and the engine in my car just died. My current businesses have not matured to the point that they are earning stable income. My other ideas haven’t been manifested yet and are on the backburner halfway built, needing attention. The non-profit is waiting for my businesses to start producing income. I work 12-16 hours nearly every day. Everything I’m working on revolves around wholesome services designed to improve people’s lives. What I need is venture capital and some hired help because I have good ideas sprouting literally everyday.
In the meantime, I have a body for sale. Any takers?
Popularity: 2% [?]
March 27th, 2007 on 8:57 pm
If only I had the money to buy such a nice body. I’m unemployed. I have many great ideas too. Best of Luck.
March 27th, 2007 on 8:57 pm
If I would ever pay for someone’s body, it would definitely be your’s!
March 27th, 2007 on 8:58 pm
Oh man I couldn’t afford that body but it sure looks like it would be trip in relief of a year without sex. TEASER.
March 27th, 2007 on 8:59 pm
oh man…could i rent it to replace mine for a couple of hours? I have some heavy lifting and house work to do that my…shall we say…muscle challenged body isn’t really up for
March 27th, 2007 on 8:59 pm
ARE THERE ANY RESTRICTIONZ ON ITS USEZ????
March 28th, 2007 on 9:00 pm
no restrikshunz. equally adept at chopping wud and fixing komputrz. it’s a swiss army body.
March 28th, 2007 on 9:01 pm
IM IN UR WUDPILE, N E TAKERZ?
March 28th, 2007 on 9:01 pm
Giggles
Your funny!!!! Aww poor car….uggg Get a Moped/ Scooter!!!! Best in Gas Miles,(50-80 miles a gallon) for around town!! and lots of fun…
March 28th, 2007 on 9:02 pm
wud choppings an komputr hackings n xchange 4 cash moneys
March 28th, 2007 on 9:03 pm
What’s the bidding starting at ? lol
March 28th, 2007 on 9:03 pm
ouch!
you really know how to market – you hurt me! If I had the money I would be writing the check just based on the photo posted! try techinical writing – everyone writes software but no one knows how to use use it (on and off line) – ten years ago I was making $200 an hour writing for several large corporations- with your body (and brains) I’m sure you couldn’t do less in todays market – plus, above the above sholder line (missing in the photo) does carry weight. But, below …ouch! Also – I usually worked 30 hr. weeks for about $4000 a month – just talk pretty – but, then there is the body you can sell……highest bidder?
March 30th, 2007 on 9:04 pm
IM ON A MOPEDZ, SELLING MY BODEE
March 30th, 2007 on 9:04 pm
Well…
It at least looks like it has been well taken care of. Any warranties come with it?
March 30th, 2007 on 9:05 pm
lol
talk about an offer you can’t refuse!!!
March 30th, 2007 on 9:05 pm
no warranty. but it does come nicely gift wrapped (red bow optional) and there is a free upgrade to 2nd day air.
April 16th, 2007 on 9:05 pm
ohh … i like red!
though i think i would prefer to pamper this beautiful body.
give it a vacation – as it clearly has spent a good amount of time working already.
i’ll be in baja, black rock, fiji and peru between now and january…which one would you choose?