Body for sale
March 26th 2007 by Sean in moneyz
I’ve run out of money and the engine in my car just died. My current businesses have not matured to the point that they are earning stable income. My other ideas haven’t been manifested yet and are on the backburner halfway built, needing attention. The non-profit is waiting for my businesses to start producing income. I work 12-16 hours nearly every day. Everything I’m working on revolves around wholesome services designed to improve people’s lives. What I need is venture capital and some hired help because I have good ideas sprouting literally everyday.
In the meantime, I have a body for sale. Any takers?
Popularity: 1% [?]
March 27th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
If only I had the money to buy such a nice body. I’m unemployed. I have many great ideas too. Best of Luck.
March 27th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
If I would ever pay for someone’s body, it would definitely be your’s!
March 27th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Oh man I couldn’t afford that body but it sure looks like it would be trip in relief of a year without sex. TEASER.
March 27th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
oh man…could i rent it to replace mine for a couple of hours? I have some heavy lifting and house work to do that my…shall we say…muscle challenged body isn’t really up for
March 27th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
ARE THERE ANY RESTRICTIONZ ON ITS USEZ????
March 28th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
no restrikshunz. equally adept at chopping wud and fixing komputrz. it’s a swiss army body.
March 28th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
IM IN UR WUDPILE, N E TAKERZ?
March 28th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Giggles
Your funny!!!! Aww poor car….uggg Get a Moped/ Scooter!!!! Best in Gas Miles,(50-80 miles a gallon) for around town!! and lots of fun…
March 28th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
wud choppings an komputr hackings n xchange 4 cash moneys
March 28th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
What’s the bidding starting at ? lol
March 28th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
ouch!
you really know how to market - you hurt me! If I had the money I would be writing the check just based on the photo posted! try techinical writing - everyone writes software but no one knows how to use use it (on and off line) - ten years ago I was making $200 an hour writing for several large corporations- with your body (and brains) I’m sure you couldn’t do less in todays market - plus, above the above sholder line (missing in the photo) does carry weight. But, below …ouch! Also - I usually worked 30 hr. weeks for about $4000 a month - just talk pretty - but, then there is the body you can sell……highest bidder?
March 30th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
IM ON A MOPEDZ, SELLING MY BODEE
March 30th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Well…
It at least looks like it has been well taken care of. Any warranties come with it?
March 30th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
lol
talk about an offer you can’t refuse!!!
March 30th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
no warranty. but it does come nicely gift wrapped (red bow optional) and there is a free upgrade to 2nd day air.
April 16th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
ohh … i like red!
though i think i would prefer to pamper this beautiful body.
give it a vacation - as it clearly has spent a good amount of time working already.
i’ll be in baja, black rock, fiji and peru between now and january…which one would you choose?