Author Archive
2012 Presidential Candidates
by Sean on Nov.20, 2011, under funnyz, politicz
Multiple Choice: Please choose which of the following candidates from the 2012 presidential election is most qualified to be the next president.
a) Rick Santorum
“I’m crazy, and I’m right…”
b) Newt Gingrich
“I want to crump, but don’t want to push it”
c) Rick Perry
“Save a pretzel for the gas jets”
d) Hermain Cain
“Everybody needs toucan stubs”
e) Mit Romney
“Stuff the ice chest”
f) Michele Bachmann
“With one cock-eyed boar, I’m going to cure everybody who is nauseous”
g) Barack Obama
“Let’s creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought”
h) Ron Paul
“We can achieve much more in peace than we can ever achieve in these needless, unconstitutional, undeclared wars.”
Popularity: 1% [?]
Death
by Sean on Oct.30, 2011, under inspiration, spirituality
It is true, death is the warrior’s best friend. (continue reading…)
Popularity: 1% [?]
The Only Thing Worse Than Death
by Sean on Oct.24, 2011, under inspiration, quotez, thotz
is a wasted life.
Popularity: 1% [?]
Investing in Humanity
by Sean on Sep.28, 2011, under inspiration, relationshipz
Got to bed too late last night and woke up too early this morning. While lying in bed, hoping I might fall back asleep, I started reflecting on my life and values. To boil things down, I sorted out the values that are most important to me: honesty, integrity and empathy. I then attempted to define each one and why they are important. (continue reading…)
Popularity: 2% [?]
The Difference Between a Hotel and a Motel
by Sean on May.15, 2011, under answerz
The hotel gives you shampoo and conditioner, the motel leaves you “conditioning shampoo”.
Popularity: 1% [?]
Team America
by Sean on May.07, 2011, under funnyz, videoz
I can’t quite pinpoint it, but for some reason I’ve been having the urge to watch Team America again. Btw, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it is time for a sequel.
Team America 2
Still “F”ing Awesome!
There is no shortage of new material to work with. The only shortage would be seats at the movie theaters on opening night.
Popularity: 1% [?]
Killing Time
by Sean on Apr.11, 2011, under inspiration, thotz
“Killing time” is a concept I cannot comprehend. If I could figure out a way to keep the body at optimal operating capacity without sleep and without side-effects, I would not be sleeping. There is just too much to learn, experience and contribute; I am only able to do a minuscule portion of what I’d like to accomplish each day. I love my life and the people I have connected with, in-person and at a distance.
Popularity: 1% [?]
Money
by Sean on Mar.03, 2011, under moneyz, thotz
It is good to have a lot of money, because when I have a lot of money I can do a lot of good.
Popularity: 2% [?]
