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I Like Dogs and I Vote

Is this the all-time dumbest bumper sticker?…

Or are there even dumber bumper stickers slapped on the rear ends of cars, still waiting to be discovered?

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It is impossible to own anything. All of the possessions I have are only borrowed. And, this collection of atoms I reference as “me” is borrowed as well. When the time comes it will all be recycled back to the Earth. And even this planet is borrowed. It’s lifespan may be a few billion more years, or it may only be a few more years if we screw up.

The less I feel that I own things the more I am able to enjoy the stuff that temporarily comes into my life. And, the less painful it is when I have to give up something I cherish. The whole concept of ownership is a deception.

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Unfortunately, the latest invention has been sitting on the back-burner for quite a while now. In the meantime, iseyz has launched a new line of clothing.

The Man Brand® is the only brand of clothes made by men, for men. Each stitch is proudly sewn with man hands. Without further ado, let’s get to the Fall fashions.

Mants™

Not your ordinary pair of pants. Mants™ are specially tailored to accentuate your assets. Get your Mants™ on!

Mandals™

Has your girlfriend ever hinted that you don’t look very manly in your socks and sandals? Well, just wait until she sees you in your Mandals™! Rugged good looks, reinforced straps and an aggressive tread that can handle any terrain. Go were no man has gone before… in your Mandals™.

Mandex™

Don’t be surprised when you see Michael Phelps wearing Mandex™ at the 2012 Olympic games and winning gold. If you want to perform at your peak, you must wear Mandex™. Period.

And, last but not least…

Manties™

It’s no mystery. Panties are for women, briefs are for little boys and boxers don’t give any support. You need Manties™!

“The Man Brand®… Can you Mandle it?”

*The photos above are only for illustrative purposes and do not necessarily represent the final product.

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