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From the computer manufacturer who pioneered the brilliant idea that one mouse button is more than enough,

Behold the Macbook Air!
(light as air or full of hot air? you be the judge.)

From the computer manufacturer who brought us the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” advertising campaign,

Behold the Macbook Air Ad!
(like cilantro, you either love it or you hate it.)

The good thing about this ad is that it provides some new material to parody for the merry youtube pranksters. Read the rest of this entry »

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Lord Gautama Buddha was born in the holy land of India.

The cow is sacred in the holy land of India.

The second coming of Christ is to be born in the holy land of India.

Cheeses, Lamb of Gouda

The prophecy has been foretold. Behold the awesome splendor! Repent and ye shall be chevred.

The people sheered and spread cheeses across loaves of bread.

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You think you know, but you don’t. You warp reality and spin all sorts of tales that do not exist, like a reflection in a mirage. Troubadour of trouble-making. Stop and observe the thoughts you identify with. The thoughts are not you, you encompass the thoughts. Stop reacting for a second. You are not the feelings, you encompass the feelings.

Relax.
Be kind.
Don’t contrive.
See the essence.

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Does it surprise you when you walk into a supermarket and see cans of SPAM on the shelves? Who buys this stuff?

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Once a month or so, I update the WordPress Theme used on iseyz by choosing a new design from Themebot. The current theme caught my eye and I decided to use it for March, 2008. I’m wondering, does the kitty in the top right look Satanic? Or, is it too aggressive looking? Do you find it offensive?

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This is the one that is going to make me millions. Actually, the technology could be used in two products.

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This morning I was thinking about another invention that I’m never going to get around to building because it is too complex.

Two hours later I’m standing in front of the gas pump at a Shell station. There is a TV above the pump spewing out advertisements. Everywhere you go, somebody is trying to sell you something. This particular delivery method is a good strategy. I wouldn’t doubt it that the advertising is more potent, because they have your undivided attention and you are inhaling gas fumes.

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Han Solo’s Souled-out Spree

Infernal astronaut – launched like a ball of snot

The stinker has been found in the stinking itself

Mo’ self
Mo’ wealth
Mo’ money
Mo’ betta’

Lessens of noncents, learned from Kmart

The Mal Wart has sprouted
Another shopping tumor

When I grow up, I just want to be
A Toys”R”Us kid.

(A parody of Soul Majestic)

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