“No Luke. I am not your father.” STELARC is a performance artist who wants to become a cyborg. His latest idea is to have an extra prosthetic ear installed on his body with a bluetooth transmitter that sends out the sounds it picks up over the internet.
Maybe when he is finished becoming a cyborg, I can hire him to help me with my Themebot site.
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His Holiness Buddha Maitreya has something to say about the Second Coming. If you know how to check the code on a website, make sure and open the source for the home page and do a search for “Jesus” to find the subliminal message. All hail the coming of H.H. Jetsun Gyalwa Jampa Gonpo!
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A few days ago I found this message on my voice mail after coming home:
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The call was received from Annette Rove (410) 306-6645. Since I don’t know anybody who lives in Maryland and none of my friends have fessed up to the message, there must be a stalker out there who likes me and goes by the name of “Brother Love.” It is kind of creepy if in fact somebody went out of their way to find my phone number and had a song cued for my message machine. Gotta love the internet.
I guess I could call the number, but that would take all of the fun out of it.
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Dr. Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda AKA The Man Christ Jesus. Jesus 2… coming soon to a town near you.
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Nope, not a joke. With the revolutionary procedure available from Neuticles, can actually give your pet his balls back!
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I often use the username “Khechari”. A few people asked me what it means. My understanding of the Sanskrit word Khechari is that it can be defined as follows: “sky-goer”, “sky-walker”, “one who moves through space” or more literally, “one who enjoys space”.
There is also a mudra called the Khechari Mudra.
As for me, I just sit around daydreaming with my tongue pressed to the roof of my mouth.
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