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When we assume, it makes an ass out of u and me.

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I’m a firm believer that pressing the crosswalk button more than once doesn’t speed things up.

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by The White Stripes. This song keeps revisiting me.

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I’ve got more important things not to worry about.

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I ended up watching Animal Planet while eating my dinner. A show was on about deep sea creatures. There are some bizarre beasties floating around down there. With this one species of fish, the male is about 10 times smaller than the female. He hunts around for a mate and when he finds her and keeps biting at her until he gets a good grip. Then, after a while they become fused and spend the rest of their life together. The male turns into an appendage and is nourished through the food she takes in, providing in exchange a viable stream of sperm. Talk about codependency!

Then there is this shrimp-like thing that craps out a bioluminescent depth charge to evade predators. To think that Earth is just one planet in a small solar system in a small galaxy, in a gigantic universe that we can’t even begin to truly comprehend…

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I want to go somewhere where the thought of putting, “Made with real butter” on the plastic packaging for a product does not even exist.

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A healthy respect for responsibility with the ability to become completely ruthless at any moment.

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It all comes down to whether or not you can survive well. And survival is in the eye of the beholder.

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