If you ever have the opportunity to see this dynamic duo live, do.
Speaking of faeries, who doesn’t love mermaids?
While grocery shopping the other day, something caught my eye upon walking down one of the aisles.
This has to be the most enchanting voice I have ever heard:
People of the Northern lands, to think about the thousands of years your ancestors fought, struggled and toiled to build a civilization in extremely harsh conditions; that you now allow your women to be raped and are frittering away your unique cultural heritage (infected by the pretentious idealism of the political correctness multicult) to hordes of invading immigrants who have their own best interests and do not respect your ways…
The Valkyrja are not pleased. When I reflect on this, I literally weep.
Gotta love it!
Factoid: Segways were banned in Norway until July 1st, 2014.
(we wouldn’t want a viking scraping his knee, now would we?)
Photo credits: http://imgur.com/gallery/95mrZB9
If we are on a date,
and you will not try even one delicious bite of bacon
(non-GMO, locally raised of course)
it just isn’t going to work.
You know, pH / chemistry, that kind of stuff.
No Bacon = No Love Makin’ + Heart Breakin’.
But we can still be friends…
Sorry, that’s the way it is.
Guys have their dignity and boundaries too.
Once upon a time, it was possible to look at a rainbow and appreciate the magical artistry of Mother Nature. Perhaps a whimsical idea about a pot of gold at the end or the science of refracted light would come to mind. Or maybe the mind would become still, immersed in the beauty of the moment.
“This hat is too small.”
“This hat is too big.”
“And this hat is just wrong.”
“All of these hats stink, and so do the blood-stained, backwards beliefs they hang on,” said Goldilocks.
And she is correct.