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Here it comes…

by on Oct.21, 2012

I can just watch this over, and over… and over and over again!

Guess who!

Source: Tubulur

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Get it up

by on Oct.12, 2012

Call Center Operator I had to call one of my credit card companies this evening to try and figure out why a transaction was being declined. After a brief hold, the phone was connected with a woman at the Seattle, Washington call center. She verified my identity and I proceeded to explain the situation.

At some point in the call, I requested a few details related to the account. She said, “Hold on while I get it up for you.”

I thought to myself, “That is rather provocative.” (continue reading…)

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Do you understand?

by on Sep.11, 2012

Never ask me if I understand. Under no circumstances do I ever understand. I overstand. You overstand. We stand on the same level in the space time continuum, much more than what is apparent to the five senses, sharing knowledge and wisdom. If you are not comfortable with that terminology, ask if I comprehend.

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Chemtrails in Vilcabamba, Ecuador

by on Aug.31, 2012

Apparently, many people move to Vilcabamba, Ecuador to get away from it all. It is rather off the beaten track without being no man’s land. One concern among current and potential expats is chemtrails. After exactly three months in Ecuador (with most of the time spent in Vilcabamba) I finally noticed some.

So there you have it. If you have been wondering, “Are there chemtrails in Vilcabamba?” the answer is: “Yes, occasionally”.

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Liftoff

by on Jul.30, 2012

I pledge to do my very best to uplift myself and others in every moment for the duration of this life and any others that follow. With the vast array of choices and opinions that exist, I pledge to continue learning and discerning what it means to live well, with an open mind and open heart. If I falter or forget I will come back and reread what I have written, to remember and reinvigorate my understanding of this pledge.

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Law of Attraction

by on Jul.06, 2012

I will see it when I believe it.

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2012 Presidential Candidates

by on Nov.20, 2011

Multiple Choice: Please choose which of the following candidates from the 2012 presidential election is most qualified to be the next president.

a) Mit Romney

“Stuff the ice chest”

b) Rick Santorum

“I’m crazy, and I’m right…”

c) Newt Gingrich

“I want to crump, but don’t want to push it”

d) Rick Perry

“Save a pretzel for the gas jets”

e) Hermain Cain

“Everybody needs toucan stubs”

f) Michele Bachmann

“With one cock-eyed boar, I’m going to cure everybody who is nauseous”

g) Barack Obama

“Let’s creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought”

h) Ron Paul

“We can achieve much more in peace than we can ever achieve in these needless, unconstitutional, undeclared wars.”

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Death

by on Oct.30, 2011

It is true, death is the warrior’s best friend. (continue reading…)

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